Pandering to Paris

I try not to pander much to the whims of paps and Paris, but these pictures just never get old for me. It's part my astigmatism and part the fatigue of staring a screen for hours, but it always looks like a giant dildo to me. A dick in her hand that matches the dick on her face. Or maybe I'm just slow but it's always good for a laugh in my book. It also seems to me that maybe her stylist hates her & she has no friends because who would let her leave the house with that? She could carry any bag she desires and I'm sure she has quite the collection, but no one said "hey, that bag is just terrible and unnecessary."

Assholes AND Morons: George Tiller Assassinated

I typically reserve the word "moron" for the most private and candid of conversations had in hushed voices with close friends when I'm judging a moron &/or asshole harshly. I can keep my hater-ade to a dull roar, but this is just plain terrorism. And terrorism against women to boot. Murdering Dr. George Tiller was stupid, a waste, and one less option for women who are asking for help. And it makes me more scared than before of middle America. See? It's totally working.

I am so disappointed that, as a nation, we haven't changed much at all. Homeland Security should be ALL over this. This is the kind of "unsafe" that makes people who don't believe in guns think about why they might need one.

Season Finales: Such Sweet Sorrow

Tonight at 11:45 I will be watching the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force season finale. I'm especially looking forward to the "Carl", Mr. Dave Long, Jr., who landed the part from an Adult Swim open call. T-Pain will play Frylock. The last episode I saw was "Der Inflatable Fuhrer" & I found it to be...relateable to my own life. Though I've been less than impressed at times w/ Williams St., I am in no position to openly complain. They've single handed ly been holding down late night cable TV (Frisky Dingo) & their worst is far better than my best. That said, I am also anxiously awaiting tonight's episode of Breaking Bad. I'm not sure how long the show can maintain it's awesomeness but I have at least one more season in me.

So you can see my dance card is full. Mazel tov!!

My Giro d'Italia 2009

Look at this upskirt shot!! Now this is celebrating cycling. This is from yesterday's stage win. And the guy in the middle is Denis Menchov. Way to go Roberto Bettini. You win Friday's award in the Field of Excellence in Photography. Why wouldn't you wear underwear as a podium girl? I hope she becomes famous.

Oh and Italy broke out the hotties for this race. No sloppiness here. Some times...the podium girls...kinda whatever. But these broads are top shelf. If you don't believe me, search podium girls. Famous I say.

Crystal Renn

Crystal Renn:
She's hot, she's editorial material and she seems pretty smart. She is, however, from Florida. Unfortunately her spread is slightly diminished as far as I'm concerned by the "Be Proud of Your Curves" title. Like she's not gorgeous enough without explanation. Please. She's a size 12. The title was just unnecessary and distracting information, y'know? I'm not sure I would have noticed. But good hustle Harper's Australia.

Friday Larf-y Video

This song was originally written for Transformers (go Optimus Prime!!) & I'm personally dedicating it today to all the sound engineers I know. Coked up Marky Mark really knows to tell someone how to do their job.

Thank you PR for the linky loo.

Britney Don't Smoke

I did not really know Britney Spears had a problem with people smoking. Despite her Christianity, I thought she was AT LEAST tolerant. Perhaps she's one of my heroes who will drink their asses off but won't smoke pot because that's "doing drugs". Drinking on a regular basis kinda sucks. Big time. I attribute a lot of this behavior and belief to tobacco & alcohol companies funding anti marijuana propaganda. That propaganda is deeply engrained in the American mindset. Just sayin'.

The "comments" section of the post is very funny as well. That's a 2-in-1 folks!

Stylista File: Bjork Best Cannes Outfit

Flemish Rider Coker

So the Flemish like to party. Belgian sprinter, Tom Boonen was busted a year ago for doing blow out of competition. Doh. Then he won the Paris-Roubaix in April. Today he flunked another out of comp test for coke. Really, dude? Did I mention he is the 2005 World Champion? His team has suspended him and he's been accused of being a dealer. I like his moxie. His hard work and entrepreneurial spirit are not wasted on me. It's called multi tasking and Americans LOVED multi tasking when they had jobs. Of course, this is not the domain of Americans anyway. Anyone who's partied and tried to self propel knows the painful combo can't go on forever. He probably would have died in his Ferrari anyway. He also blew a 1.0. Fucking super star over achiever.

Look At That

Movie For a Cause!

Screening of MAKING THE RIVER benefits The Sacramento Native American Health Center. July 17, 2009 @ 7:30 pm. Third in a series of three. Sacramento, CA. Guild Theater. Sliding scale.

Did Not See That Coming

The gay and transgender Thai monks need guidance regarding their behaviour. Well, like all those in the know about "Asian Mystics", I assumed the protocol regarding behaviour was already in place. So wrong again. I don't think they're going to get anyone to give up their pink purse through just passive resistance.