5 useless things for the week of 10/29
1. Unfortunately, the pencil skirt. Even in a stretch material. Ok, not a baby product, but a wardrobe staple that's timeless.
2. Diaper bags. NOT USEFUL. Expensive and essentially useless. Any large bag/purse is a diaper bag. Big bags are in and I don't see them going away soon. Make your big bag do double duty even if you're rocking the Louis Vuitton. 2 Diapers, a pacifier and bottle are appropriate and necessary for 3 hour adventure to the outside world. Dads: Use the backpack you already have. I cannot stress enough how much you don't need this. Time waster, space taker.
3. Insane Shoes for 0 - 9 mo. Self explanatory. Just two more thing to lose.
4. Most toys for infants. Kids like simple things.
5. Baby wipes warmer.
2 Comments:
A few weeks ago in Monterey, I first noticed the era of the 'manly diaper bag' for dads. Gimme a break. You may as well carry a bag with big huge abc's on it, dude. You're a neuter for the time being and a roomy manbag isn't fooling anyone. Now is just not the time to play macho, you grundle-wiping breeder. If you had any real 'nads, you'd be working on a way to help nurse.
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