Never Scare A Man Being Interviewed

I like this for a number of reasons: 1. It's FUNNY. 2. It's Short. 3. It works on all levels. 4. It blends Halloween with violence seamlessly. 5. It has less to do with him being black and more to do with him being awesome. 6. He might have broke that cracker's nose.

Word up, dude, I like your style and I love your ability to be effective in a crisis. I would pick you to be on my team any day.