In The Vernacular

Today's post is here to educate you in Auntie Slang. We're using this because we should all reduce the swearing used around a little kid. "Oh, FUCK NO." and "That FUCKING sucks and this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better." can be safely replaced w/ "Tweezas Dude".

Etymology: Your dick is so small, tweezers are required to find it. This is WEAK, it's going to continue to be weak and you know it.