Your Foot Isn't That Big

I'm refusing to believe there's no Bigfoot just because these guys rained on my parade. The remarkable thing is that they got as far as they did w/ this hoax. The real Bigfoot should start fucking guys up. Now that's a news story. BTW, I also believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Yes. I'm serious.

The picture of this big bun is just a picture I really, really like. Isn't it cool?