Texting While Driving

I can't believe people do this.

Banking Holiday

Here's a little slice of "So glad I'm not dating" heaven for this Friday's larf. It's a high end, east v. west coast, parody of Hot Chicks with Douchebags. At least I think it's a parody.

I'm lukewarm on the news of Heathers: The Musical going into PRE pre production.

Belated congratulations to Zach Braff this week for hitting the Cheech and Chong old school stylie. I love his "J face". It's as much evidence as the roach in his hand. I used to love NYC for the "smoking permitted" EVERYWHERE. That was cigarettes and it's no longer like that...*sniff*. It was very European in it's smokability!!

And finally, that's some good work you did out there Jon Stewart. Keeping Jim Kramer's foot to the flame was quite admirable. However, that guy is not a financial journalist, he's a made-his-money-years-before-on-the-net commentator that was hired to entertain. Of course he doesn't give a shit about what he tells proles to do with their money. Especially on TELEVISION. It's like no one's there at all. Ethics? Whatever. People who take their financial advice from a TV show are of questionable intelligence & judgement. If you want to get to the bottom of things, call my man Harry Markopolos. But kudos Jon, you're remarkably close and your chewing ass for millions.

Christian Bale-Out 3.0 Academy Awards Edition

I just like Christian Bale's attitude so much. Christian, I am very disappointed in your apology. I really am. Despite this flaw, I still tried to download your angry words as a my new ring tone. I failed & I think I just got charged $2.00 .

I think Christian is not really sorry about verbally abusing the DP. He's sorry he got recorded.

I saw Slumdog Millionaire. NOT nearly as gratifying as Christian's 5+ minutes of audio. SO many people told me I would like this. I did not. Well, it's just not as great of a movie as I was told it was & certainly not an Oscar heavy hitter. If it is, I would like to nominate Midnight Express because that's a great movie. I really am slowing down on Academy Awards consumption because I already saw The Wrestler. I don't think I'm going to see a movie that gets down to business like that. My last effort will be Frost/Nixon. I think I'll like it better than Slumdog Millionaire. I'm all in on The Wrestler.

Oh, I guess my real last effort will be the sheet cake that's been ordered for Academy Awards night that says "Congratulations, Harvey Milk!!" with rainbow balloons on it. If you don't believe me, I'll post a picture after I pick it up.

Your Foot Isn't That Big

I'm refusing to believe there's no Bigfoot just because these guys rained on my parade. The remarkable thing is that they got as far as they did w/ this hoax. The real Bigfoot should start fucking guys up. Now that's a news story. BTW, I also believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Yes. I'm serious.

The picture of this big bun is just a picture I really, really like. Isn't it cool?