Go David Letterman!!

This is priceless. Perfectly funny. See/read about David Letterman SO not feeling Lauren Conrad, that he was compelled to tell her she's the problem. HAWT. When's the last time a host really even TRIED to go for the starlet/aspiring designer jugular? Not nearly enough. Now if only I could figure out how to have him tell some of the fuckers I know the exact same thing.

Nah. I'll do it myself.

If you do not know who Lauren Conrad is, you are a better human being than I. Really. You are.