No One Had Their Damn Phone Out?

Incredibly, there are tons of clips about razor sharp flight attendants giving the floatation device speech but not one id-jut had their dumb phone out to record something ACTUALLY doing something? This guy's "I quit this bitch" has been heard and applauded around the world and of course it would take less than 24 hrs. to do a CGI re-enactment. I only wish two beers had been grabbed in the re-enactment. My excitement for Steven Slater's antics can only be overtaken by these transcripts from 4chan's Founder, Chris Poole at a Federal Hearing. The 'tween in me is ROFL-ing and sexting at the SAME damn TIME. Rickrolling. Classic.

Prettymuch all this culled from Gawker.com.