Miss Teen USA in Barely Legal...I'm so there.

I'm weighing in on the Miss USA, Tera Connor situation. Let's start on a positive note. She was wearing Chanel Black Satin Nail Polish at the press conference. That really means she was heading straight to a bar immediately following the press conference, but before she let the governing bodies deliver her to rehab. I like a girl who goes to rehab to keep her job and Manhattan apartment. I mean really, what's a little rehab when EVERYTHING else is going well?

I'm encountering far less news than I want on Miss Teen USA & Miss Universe's collusion in this program. That kind of partying doesn't exist in a vacuum. If she actually made it that far DESPITE the coke and booze "performance enhancing drugs", doesn't that count? A La Ross Rebagliati, if you can do the job, what is the real problem? It's likely that when I was 20 I might have been Miss USA, I just wouldn't remember it because I was so very high.

There are so many facets to this GREAT story. So she took men to her apartment? What? In NYC? Well isn't that what it's there for? She "dates" club owners? She's as popular w/ the Ladies as she is with the Gents? I can't really believe Trump didn't rub a few out at the mere suggestion that this could have happened. What better land to survey for Marriage FOUR, or at least an array of blow jobs, than the pageant circuit? I wish she and Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, were dethroned because the next logical step is Barely Legal. I know Miss USA is a little long in the tooth for Barely Legal, but let's look at the bigger porn picture. I would buy that. This is a springboard for her to create a lucrative empire of pussy. More than Miss USA would pay.

I implore the paparazzi to get on this story. Do your job, dig for material, get your hands dirty. Go to other coast and get to work. Forget the West Coast celebutards. They're so OVER compared to this.