Big TV

This is my TV. My old man bought it for me, it's so unnecessary, and I LOVE it. 37 inches of hot, plasma love. It's going to be hard to get the baby to NOT watch TV. He was already doing it before the monster TV got here, but now, we have a serious moral/ethical dilemma. I thought I tore a hole in the time-space continuum by watching an episode of Next Generation. Don't mess w/ the Dilithium Crystals. I don't even know what those words mean. Babies like Shark Week because it's always Shark Week somewhere in the vast television universe.