Bailout 2.0: The Jonesboro High Dance Team

This Dance Team got suspended for developing skills that will help them finance their college educations, create their own economic stimulus package and concurrently get them ready for the impending trickle down bailout. The coach got fired. Whatever. If it keeps even one student out of Heald College, I say DO IT. Bailout with y'alls tail out. I'm not even going to be overly critical of the 2 gals/weak links who will begin on Wednesday afternoon shifts or at worst, have to audition on amateur night, because they're still in high school and will have plenty of time to get up to speed. I love the South and this just reminds me why. I can barely remember if there's a bar in Georgia that's NOT a strip bar. It's obvious that more Dance Teams should be following their lead and even stepping it up by accepting dollar bills. Aunts LIKE dolla bills & the stoopid gumby gold, yo. Of course those dollar bills will go to fund next year's uniforms, more full length mirrors and coaches that will remind a certain 2 students to get to practice & whatever incidentals are incurred by a Dance Team. The Dance Team can be a new business model for students: generate money, sink it back in to your business, repeat. Oh and it's even better because every year, new dancers are automatically dumped into the mix. Seamless. Keep up the good work and remember there's no shame in taking a dollar bill someone is waving at you!

Whew!! There's a whole group of recessionistas I don't have to worry about. Oh, you're going to want to turn the sound down on this. It is not necessary.