PG-13 Monday: Ashanti is a cheerleader

Did you take your recommended daily handful of birth control pills today? Ok. Go do that now because I don't want you to forget.

If VH1 plays that dumb ass song by Hinder again, I don't know if I can be responsible for my actions. The sooner I destroy this TV the faster we'll be consumers for a big, ridiculous flat screen. CANNOT wait. I guess that's the kind of thing that made my old man only watch BET. And he's not B.

PG-13 movies. "Family" movies. I will only step to PG-13 movies under duress (unless there are EXCEPTIONALLY hot, young adults in various stages of cheerleading
undress), on DVD because I'm an adult. I want to see excessive sex, drug use, violence and adult plots. Except for the one time in many years that I was fooled because I wasn't paying attention. The Illusionist. Angry... Jessica Biel is not too good to show her ass. I actually think she might owe it to the lesbians. That's how I ended up there in a round about way. Fellow aunts wanted to see Jessica Biel's ass and I wanted to see Edward Norton &/or his ass. It was weak for EVERYONE. Not charming, twisted or clever and no fucking. That almost describes The Last King of Scotland, which was rated R. Yeah, I know. Not the popular consensus. The Academy can just give Forrest Whittaker what they owe him and not fuck it up like they did w/ Bill Murray.

SISYPHUS-IAN REMINDER: Don't ever forget, if you're not married &/or w/ children, you're becoming systematically and increasingly irrelevant in American culture. I'm not telling you something you didn't know already, right? It's your reponsibility to keep yourself relevant and visible.

Happy Monday!!