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    Thursday, October 25, 2007

    Me and Wal Mart

    Being a not married, apartment living, not middle class, city dweller, I only knew Wal Mart as an evil, part time hiring, community killing documentary subject. I only recently discovered this monolith in person. The cheapskate in me loves the cheap...everything contained therein. Everything there is nice and new and cheap. Without character, but rock bottom cheap. I found myself in bottom basement retail heaven. I'm typically a Target or Costco person when I'm low balling it, but this was a whole new thing. A whole new HUGE thing. After I put back all the things I thought I needed to purchase, I ate at the McDonald's (IN the Wal Mart!!). Fucking amazing! I see how the wannabe middle class loves the place, but hopefully, it's not for me. I did buy curtains there, but that's it. Oh and some second rate M & M's.

    As for all the "terrible" facts about part time hiring (which pretty much killed my Mom, by the way) and destroying local business...that's only happening because people WANT to be middle class. They want things they don't need. THERE IS A DEMAND. Wal Mart is not the only business that doesn't give it's employees benefits. Benefits are also a middle class notion/entitlement. No one wants to pay an extra 50 cents for cereal at the local store when they have 3 brats and an SUV to finance, when they can LITERALLY one stop shop. The parking lot was FULL of huge vehicles. Employees will get sick and die, businesses will close, people will keep reproducing and Wal Marts will still exist as long as the American middle class is the ideal.

    I personally think a cash economy could change everything, but that's a little too retro thinking. There was a time when people paid in cash and didn't just finance and re-finance everything they "owned".

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    posted by spiderhole consumer @ 7:51 PM  0 comments

      Sunday, October 21, 2007

      Black on Black Violence?


      This is the bird that drew first blood & chipped my manicure. One of my own. I learned that it's more effective to feed a bird w/ a flat hand instead of holding the food between your fingers. That's what I'll teach my Nephew. Flat hand. And no, unfortunately I haven't started growing feathers or a beak.

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        Saturday, October 13, 2007

        Movie

        Saw We Own the Night. I pretty much already own the soundtrack. I guess Eva Mendes is too good to take off her shirt. Hope I didn't ruin it for you. I think it was worth the matinee price, but if you really liked The Departed, you CAN wait for DVD.

        REVISION: Apparently, because I missed the first two minutes of the movie, I missed the Eva Mendes boob. I guess she's not above it and I guess I should get to the movies on time.

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          Friday, October 12, 2007

          Lead in my RED?! Noooo!

          As an avid lover of lipstick, reds in particular, I am so bummed to find my collection must now be checked for "Lead Offenders". It's a kinda sad day.

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            Thursday, October 11, 2007

            NEW Boondocks -- SEASON 2!!!

            If you're blessed w/ cable, this is one of my favorite "Adult Swim" shows. Funny, timely, actually an original idea.

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            posted by spiderhole consumer @ 7:32 PM  0 comments

              Storm Ahead

              I've simply been enjoying the City before it turns into the madness known as the holidays. That's when I get busy and so does everyone else. The sliver of time between now and Thanksgiving is truly a golden time. After Thanksgiving it's officially time for me to forget about getting a lot of extraneous, leisurely shit done at the pace I like to get it done. Pretty soon, it's going to be all about "customer service" in one way or another. As an Aunt, I really enjoy my "me" time.

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                Sunday, October 07, 2007

                Can't Wait!

                I am so looking forward to "We Own the Night". I see a lot of bad movies, but I have every reason believe this one will actually be good. Joaquin Phoenix, Robert Duvall and Marky Mark? What is there not to like?


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