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    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    Disappointment

    Way to assassinate Benazir Bhutto. It's upsetting to see Dogma overthrow reason every time. I am just so disappointed by this lack of effort.

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      Tuesday, December 25, 2007

      KOFY-20 Yule Log

      You know I'm a fan of the Log. I get a little misty when I hear Last Christmas by Wham! w/ the Log.

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        Friday, December 21, 2007

        Christoper Walken- The Obvious Weapon Of Choice

        How can one man's pimp hand be so strong? It's unfair to all the other mortals who must exist around him.

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          Wednesday, December 19, 2007

          Grolsch for the Holidays



          Thank you, Ed.

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            Tuesday, December 18, 2007

            Eeeeewww

            As someone who still watches commercials, I just keep forgetting what I was watching if I change the channel, I have to mention how uncomfortable & confusing "feminine product" commercials have become. Kathy Rigby was PLENTY graphic enough for me. I'm sure it's a huge, fresh smelling industry, but GOD, I hope I never have a period, feminine itching, feminine odor, cramps or any of the other terrible afflictions of the vaginal area, pregnancy included, as they are portrayed on TV commercials. If you were a visitor to this country w/ no knowledge of overblown American TV culture, it would scare the hell out of your vagina, or penis, for that matter. And if you saw Tyra Banks talking about the vagina, it's a no brainer, you'd leave on the horse or spaceship you rode in on.

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              Wednesday, December 12, 2007

              Hitman


              That was a good movie. The guy from Deadwood is the Hitman. It looked like a video game. As a frequent watcher of video games, I'd see it again on DVD.

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              posted by spiderhole consumer @ 4:09 PM  2 comments

                Tuesday, December 11, 2007

                Blu - Fantoche [Stop Motion Wall Animation]

                I am so very not committed to my craft.

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                  Monday, December 10, 2007

                  YO! GABBA GABBA Proof 2.0

                  Welcome next generation of trippers. Come on in. The water's fine...

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                  posted by spiderhole consumer @ 1:50 PM  0 comments

                    I Agree


                    Here's the next thing we're going to agree on: Water Horse.

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                    posted by spiderhole consumer @ 1:29 PM  0 comments

                      YO GABBA GABBA- Biz's Beat of the Day

                      FINALLY, something on TV that we can both agree on that doesn't give the baby nightmares. The likes of Mark Mothersbaugh, Leslie Hall, the Aquabats and many others are energetic guests. Thank god I have stolen cable so I can watch it later without the baby.

                      Those babies are such ignorant babies about great screen writing and awesome cinematography in movies such as SCARFACE and THE EXORCIST.

                      Whatever, babies.

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                      posted by spiderhole consumer @ 12:30 PM  0 comments

                        Saturday, December 08, 2007

                        Acceptable for Children

                        I've apparently, officially, hit the wall of age. I've surpassed my expiration date.

                        No one I know remembers this.
                        Eddie Munster is the "human". Charles Nelson Reilly is Hoo Doo. This is how People, workers, made money for this level of commitment. No Celebrity, just people wearing BIG HOT costumes. It's trippy like Priceline and inappropriate enough for all ages. Look Ma, no cgi!!

                        If you have time I'd also watch H.R. Pufinstuff because that's least sexist of the SMC Productions lineup.

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                        posted by spiderhole consumer @ 12:38 PM  2 comments