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Dr. Drew is a power bottom. Seriously think about it. Look at how bulked up and evenly toned he's gotten since his franchise and branding have broken through! Now I think there's something he needs to break through with. POWER. BOTTOM. Report directly to the kink.com offices for your first day of rehab.

PDX Stop and Shop (or Just Look)

K, we're going to, at the very least, Mercantile (729 SW Alder) and Mink (3418 SE Hawthorne Blvd). Even if we don't buy anything, I need to look. So do some light cleaning in the SUV. We're also going to wear lots of makeup, as if we were retail sales associates. Why do SA's wear so much makeup?