Thug Friends "Titties & Carrotcake"

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TRON: Jeremy

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It must be pretty good to be Ron Jeremy. I already feel like this clip is all I need to see of TRON: Legacy.

Would be Bruno the New Beyonce?

This is definitely hotter than whatever Beyonce is doing, but is it easier to watch? The jury is still out and I don't know if they'll ever be back with an acceptable answer. What? Oh, this is as hard to watch as a shirtless Garrison Keillor reading The Odyssey? Terrifying. Now, by "ring", does that mean "condom" and by "it", does that mean... Oh, whatever. I'm glad Tina Knowles has expanded her collection to encompass the gender bending bedroom dancers (possible diffusion line: Dereon Jr.?) of the world. That's some good recession-proof work, Tina. Kudos to the hot little gay boyz out there who tirelessly work on their moves. No. Really. If all performers cared that much and had only a single full length mirror to work with, entertainment would be that much more entertaining. Britney, take note.