Elizabeth Fritzl Testifies

Here's some news. Ms. Fritzl doesn't have a lot of good things to say about her Dad. It's astonishing to me that she was offered a new identity. What's the point of this insult? SHE'S not going to forget what happened, why should anyone else? I'm glad the international media isn't letting this story slide because the American prime time news, save Howard Stern (sorta), hasn't really gotten front and center with this truly grotesque story. That's a shame because our lack of coverage & recognition makes the media, and the U.S., complicit in the ignorance.

What? None of these reporter-type motherfuckers have seen The Ring or any other generic Asian suspense/horror movie? It's pretty much laid out right there. You just have to talk about it. In fact, maybe a reporter should grow some goddamn balls and ask Sarah Palin what she thinks about this situation. Yeah, I know, Lehman Brother collapsed, but this individual woman DIDN'T. In fact, she got the fuck up and out. Is that not a story?

Austria...What. The. Fuck.

Listen. I know people have problems. I so get it. But Josef Fritzl takes the fucking cake. This guy is evil and what?...He's from Austria? You know, the History Channel told me about this kind of weirdness around WWII...in what country? I would have only more surprised if this happened in Florida. Cancel my subscription because I'm done w/ Austria's issues. No one can tell me some very frightening collusion is not going on there. The family allegedly lived in an APARTMENT building. The more you read about this Sick Fuck, the more you can really condone execution style shootings. At this time, he can only be jailed for 15 years. Whatever. Maybe his old ass should live in his cellar if no one's going to just assassinate this fucker.

Also screw you American media for not covering this terrible story. Please, let's hear more about Miley Cyrus.