Horrible Day For Dre

Well, I guess this is all around bad for Dr. Dre.

Sorry for your loss.

Little League World Series 2008 Champions

I don't care about Little League or the Little League World Series, but as an Aunt, I can see this is the type of thing that might come up again and I'll have to pretend to care. So the Waipo, Hawaii team beat the Matamoros, Mexico team. Now I can't lie. I picked up on this because I have a morbid fascination w/ Matamoros, and that's why I even picked up on the story. Congrats to all participants. You're all winners in my book. ¡Si se Puede! That's the right thing to say, right?

Shaq Disses Kobe

I remember when I first heard about this and I ignored it. There are things that require my immediate attention and then there are things that will always be great, no matter when you finally get to them.

This example of poor sportsmanship is right up there w/ Latrell Sprewell's boss choking incident or angry Swede, Ara Abrahamian throwing his bronze medal from the podium. I secretly LOVE watching poor sportsmanship because it's so damn funny. I also think it's funny when adults score off little kids in sports. Don't call me a sportsman, and don't call me late for dinner (or Fourthmeal as we refer to it south of the border).

The Cuteness

I try to limit my cute, but her cute, uber crafty, stuff is irresistable, practical and affordable! Viva la cute.

Thank you, Christina for the Etsy tip.

Your Foot Isn't That Big

I'm refusing to believe there's no Bigfoot just because these guys rained on my parade. The remarkable thing is that they got as far as they did w/ this hoax. The real Bigfoot should start fucking guys up. Now that's a news story. BTW, I also believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Yes. I'm serious.

The picture of this big bun is just a picture I really, really like. Isn't it cool?

Ghost-y Tech Non Support

Wow. For some reason, Blogger.com mysteriously selected the post below to duplicate TWICE. I already deleted one. What are the odds? Pretty fucking incredible that something I actually would consider posting every week would be digitally duplicated for me. Without any prompting from me. I'll allow it. I guess The Ghost In The Machine was on my side on Friday, August 15, 2008. Nizz-ice.

Alec Baldwin - Best performance

In case you've forgotten how to conduct yourself this hazy Monday. CLASSIC!!

Bake and Wake

I just about peed my pants when my old man told me one of these was being overnighted to me. It's not. Damn him. If only it could also accommodate pork chops...It looks like it might work w/ popcorn chicken.

Stylin', Profiling, DOH!!

So far, this is the best/worst Olympic thing I've seen. What I really want to know is how can I get an entourage of Chinese slaves to surround me w/ shields when I fuck myself up or even just when I need to take five.

Bad To Worse?

This story of a woman who cloned her dog gets stranger to the nth power. Forget this. I'll be at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Clearly, cloning is creepy and not really safe in human hands. TOO WEIRD.

Homer On The Euro!

Here's a link about a magical Homer coin found in Spain. Quite remarkable for a Monday.

Bernie Mac?

WTF. Bernie Mac died yesterday? Pneumonia? I leave town for 72 hrs. for a little respite and Bernie Mac dies? Wow.

R.I.P. Issac Hayes

Sorry to hear it Mr. Hayes. Your accomplishments were not wasted on me.

Super Model Party '94

Every aunt worth her salt remembers the real supermodels. This is what a supermodel engagement party looks like. The rich are different. Watch for the Jack Nicholson cameo. Do you think any of them are wearing underwear? I feel comfortable saying, "Damn, no". Can I even imagine how much fun they had? Damn, no.