Mex vs BC (Born Citizen)

I concur completely.

Charlie: A Cautionary Tale for Children

I just didn't know how to tell the children...until now.

I Want Broads! You Can't Handle the Broads.

How many parents are potentially shamed by these reprobate brohams and would be broads? How many ropes flung over vaulted ceiling beams after realizing where the tuition dollars are going and how little it's helping. I like how the "broads" don't seem that excited to be there.

Sexist, racist and homophobic? These guys have it ALL. In fact, there's some guy out there w/ nothing because this sexy bastard has everything. My fucking God. No wonder I'm scared of people.

I'm so glad technology has never been turned against me in this way.

I Really Love My In-Laws

I'm 100% serious. If you know me, pain and/or discomfort are just things you have to play through and these two, or technically three, are doing me proud. 8 1/2 months and ready to drop any day now COULD NOT, WOULD NOT stop them from loving the Trailblazers long time. I hope this is the kind of Mom I'd be if I ever had any desire.

Hats off to my Brother for literally sending along some of the expensive affectations and trappings lavished on first time parents. I was there. I saw how things that were big and/or expensive got used for less than a year, some things even less than 4 or 5 months. I know my words mean little as a non parent, but once those babies start growing and running around, adults are left in the dust with PILES of things that are practically new, yet no longer have a practical use. The baby industry is CRAZY! That's why I've bought so little for my Nephew. Instead, I donate my time. Which is nearly priceless to a desperate parent who needs a few hours of relief, or God forbid, (gasp) WORK.

Let me tell you a little story completely unrelated to this post. I found out that in Bend, Oregon, it's totally acceptable to tip your waitress in pills. In fact, it seems it's ALMOST preferred. I sorta like that backward place.

Oh, and by the way, Happy Holidays! I'll probably forget to mention it again.

Sexual position of lesbians girls

I'm not sure about this. I wasn't aware these positions were "lesbian". Why am I not seeing some carpet munching?

No Country For Old Men

This is the Shizz-na. The Cohen brothers can still pack an opening day matinee. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is SO good. So violent. And so worth even a full priced movie ticket. I would even pay to see it again, which I probably will. Joel and Ethan have really returned to their Blood Simple roots. They also manage to pay homage to their other works in the subtle way they do. Extra cool points for casting Stephen Root.

Since I'm shirking responsibility today, I also theater hopped the Steve Carell vehicle, Dan In Real Life. I like Steve Carell, but this movie is a bit much of a feel good movie for me. The soundtrack is gooey sweet as well. It's shot like a J Crew catalog, with all it's middle class affectations, that will be on an airplane soon. It's cute.

Let me just say it's so much easier to theater hop when you aren't a teenager.

Kylie Minogue for Agent Provocateur

While we're on the topic, Kylie's bod is rockin' hot in this. She's Austrailan, but it's obvious the other broad is English. Seriously.

Other Agent Provocateur models you might want to search are Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kate Moss and their new face and body is Lily Allen. Obviously English. I heard this is a six figure deal, so cheers Lily. Take it off.

Objectifying women, am I? Which one of us is inking a six figure deal? That's what I thought.

Agent Provocateur ft. Siobhan Fahey, Dita Von Teese and Joy Division

Welly, welly, well. Who doesn't like an Agent Provocateur commercial featuring a member of Bananarama and Dita Von Teese?

Natural Selection

Friday Headscratcher Supreme

Miss World Dance Pole Winner Disqualified For "Stripping".

This was recorded at the first Miss World Dance Pole championships in Amsterdam, November 2005.

Elena Gibson from England had initially been declared the winner after this performance, but was later disqualified by the judges for 'stripping' ... because she removed some clothing and her shoes.

Reiko Suemune of Japan ended up being the official declared winner.

Personally, I think she should have won First and Second place.

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Teaser

Yes. I am aware the show's started airing, but for my cable challenged mates, I just wanted to show you something you may not have seen. Or basically, you probably have. This "reality configuration" is composed of men and women who both want to be "the one" for this import car model/MySpace superstar. Now one of the rules is "No hooking up while Tila's not in the house." Almost sounds reasonable except that everyone, except Tila, sleeps in one big bed (it's HUGE) w/ a surveillance camera in every corner. There is also no shortage of booze. I don't think Tila Tequila wants to be w/ any one of these people. I think all of these people wnat to be on TV. I'm giving this show one more chance to show me Tila in a bathing suit before I give up and watch Footballer's Wives instead.