Congrats

This is a belated congratulations to Breaking Bad and Mad Men for their numerous Emmy wins!! Everything else in the world is basically turning to shit, but AMC is creating some killer TV that's only on Basic Cable!! Nice work.

Oh and the Folsom St. Fair was super fun and more crowded than ever!! Highly recommended adult fun!

Give, Give. Give It All You've Got

I know this is a hard time to ask for money, what w/ this nation's fiscal fuck uppery, but you know I generally don't unless there's a reason. So here's a link to my Brother's friend, Ahn's pitch. If you know me, you know how cheap...uh THRIFTY I am, and even I gave. Well, at least click over and look at it. And while you're looking, remember over 80% of the United States is Temporarily Able Bodied (TAB). Patent Pending.

Off Label Use

Here's something I never thought I'd know about. Chafing Cream to Powder as a face primer. This is the part where any guy who's reading this is shaking his head. I think the thing that makes it superior is the dermaxyl level and the fact that's it oil free.

Ok. We'll never talk about it again. Promise.

Upsidedown World

If you needed any more proof that humans have broken the world and it's environment, check out this story of of a midwestern triple threat. Tornado, flood, explosion. Crazy!! And if you need more proof than that, take a gander at this. I seriously give up. I drive a hybrid, but really, humans just have to die to stop this burdening of the Earth we just can't stop. Clearly, we can't peacefully co-exist w/ the Earth. Everything we touch turns to shit. We're just too much already. Not reproducing makes more and more sense every day.

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

Hmmmm. Here's something I've thought about extensively, however I can't help but wonder how much money they'll spend on this. It's relevant because it seems this study serves the people who are alive and well. Maybe we can spend more money on health care for those with none. Then THEY might not have a death experience. I guess I just don't see how the study is really going to help except for defining a specific formula that will assist insurance companies and hospitals in deciding how to define a "merciful death" in the pamphlets they may or may not give distraught family members who may or may not have a difficult decision to make.

Elizabeth Fritzl Testifies

Here's some news. Ms. Fritzl doesn't have a lot of good things to say about her Dad. It's astonishing to me that she was offered a new identity. What's the point of this insult? SHE'S not going to forget what happened, why should anyone else? I'm glad the international media isn't letting this story slide because the American prime time news, save Howard Stern (sorta), hasn't really gotten front and center with this truly grotesque story. That's a shame because our lack of coverage & recognition makes the media, and the U.S., complicit in the ignorance.

What? None of these reporter-type motherfuckers have seen The Ring or any other generic Asian suspense/horror movie? It's pretty much laid out right there. You just have to talk about it. In fact, maybe a reporter should grow some goddamn balls and ask Sarah Palin what she thinks about this situation. Yeah, I know, Lehman Brother collapsed, but this individual woman DIDN'T. In fact, she got the fuck up and out. Is that not a story?

OOOhh...Scary

Here's something I didn't really want to see, so I thought I'd share it with you. Prepare to be scared.

Why I Love Network TV and What To Do About It

It's obvious why these 911 Tapes - "Teens Freezing to Death on Crystal Meth" is and will always be hilarious examples of natural selection.

I would like to point out some things consider before signing up for some "search party" that's not really a party. "Are there any tapes I can listen to of the people we're looking for? Do the circumstances make ANY sense? Why wouldn't the cult members, Native Americans or African Americans help them?" Because if the Native Americans, the cult members AND the African Americans wouldn't help them, would I?

This only reinforces my belief that we can't really blame the drugs now people, can we?

V.P.I.L.F.

Despite this photoshopped picture, did McCain, that buck toothed, old, GOP, mummy really think this was going to fly? I'm only accepting it's photoshopped because no one this sexy has ever defended our borders from Russia!! Or France for that matter. I've said time and time again that COPS couldn't exist without Florida, Texas and Arizona, but we don't even have that for Alaska. Naturally, it sounds even more frightening than the Northwest-backwood-type libertarians.

BTW, I'm going on vacation for a few days. Don't start the riot without me.

Friday Flashback

Ok. Screw you Universal Music Group for banning the code to embed this hot song. Please click here to hear my pic for a hot Friday throwback.

The 2008 MDA Telethon

I am SO sorry I didn't make the appropriate telethon phone calls this year. Slipped my mind for a 50% off sale at Thrift Town. The calls will go out tonight.

Anyway, enjoy Tony Orlando because I know I am.

Do you think it's depressing to hear Jerry Lewis sing "You'll Never Walk Alone?" It depresses the shit out of me. I'll bet Ed feels a little bad inside too. Especially this year.